It’s not exactly child’s play.
I wish there was something that kept track of all the songs you have ever listened to so you could know your most listened songs since you were born
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
(Source: , via dutchster)
Pancakes are porn.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
The ice-cream van won’t bring you happiness forever, kids.